Blah, Blah, Bitty, Blah. I'm so stuffy give me a scone.

I invented Arbor Day.

2006-11-30T08:20:59Z

I'm fucking sick of UNT's Administration. Everyone and their brother knows they're going to cancel classes today, but they haven't fucking announced it yet. Because they're tools. UTA announced that they would be closed today before the 10pm news last night. Denton always gets worse weather than the south central Metroplex. Yet they haven't cancelled classes yet. Oh well. I'm going to bed. When I wake up, they'll have made the announcement.

Just in case you haven't seen this...

2006-04-20T02:09:25Z

It is, by far, the most awesome thing I've seen in forever.

Still not dead.

2006-04-10T04:21:32Z

I know you were hoping that my next post would be full of excitement, but no such luck. All in all things are pretty boring. I want to major in Photography. Or become a Chef. I want to live in the UK. Or maybe New Zealand. I'm dissatisfied with things as they are and I'd like to go somewhere else and do something else. If only I were independently wealthy. That would be cool. I should totally win the lottery on Tuesday. I could do all those things with 50 million or so.

Hahahahahahahahaha

2006-02-02T21:42:34Z

Your Stripper Song Is

I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears "I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it. I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it." You may seem shy, but you can let your wild side out when you want to!

What Song Should You Strip To?

As Requested

2006-02-02T02:39:01Z

Homemade Granola

1 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup nonfat dry milk powder
1/2 cup honey
1/3 cup unsweetened apple juice concentrate (frozen kind)
2 tablespoons canola oil
3 teaspoons almond extract
6 cups oats
1 1/2 cup dried cranberries, cherries, or raisins
1 cup almonds or other nuts
1 1/2 cup assorted chips (chocolate, peanut butter etc) if desired

Combine sugar, milk powder, honey, apple juice and oil. Cook over medium to medium high heat until sugar is dissolved stirring often; stir in almond extract. In a large bowl, combine oats, dried fruits and nuts. Drizzle with sugar mixture and mix.

Spread in a thin layer on two cookie sheets coated with nonstick cooking spray. Bake at 375 for 15-20 minutes or until golden brown, stirring occasionally. Cool completely. (If adding chips, do so now and mix) Store in airtight container. Makes 3 quarts.

greenlifechild @ 2006-01-30T02:46:00

2006-01-30T08:45:50Z

I still breathe. :)

Not Bad

2006-01-04T22:18:22Z

You scored as Babylon 5 (Babylon 5). The universe is erupting into war and your government picks the wrong side. How much worse could things get? It doesn't matter, because no matter what you have your friends and you'll do the right thing. In the end that will be all that matters. Now if only the Psi Cops would leave you alone.

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Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)

88%

Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)

81%

Serenity (Firefly)

69%

Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)

63%

SG-1 (Stargate)

63%

Enterprise D (Star Trek)

56%

Moya (Farscape)

56%

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)

56%

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)

56%

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)

50%

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)

44%

FBI's X-Files Division (The X-Files)

44%

Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile II: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? (pics)
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It's ok. Babylon 5 (seasons 1-4) probably ties with Firefly as my favourite Sci Fi show ever anyway. Plus telepaths, Bonus!

greenlifechild @ 2005-12-24T05:27:00

2005-12-24T11:27:49Z

Best Thing Ever!!!!!
Note: Must have sound.

This one's good too
Note: If you haven't already, read Good Omens now!

Also I made Shamurama and Darkitydark too. So now I too have bad names.

It's a battle of the TITANS!!!!

2005-12-15T19:23:47Z

Which diety do you prefer? I think I already know the answer for most of you and I'll be dissappointed because I prefer the other one, but we'll see.

IPU

or

FSM

You be the judge!!!!!!1112233One

Also, once you're done, you should read this. The lack of logical thought is absolutly stunning.

Blame charitybear

2005-12-06T23:55:46Z

List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they
have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really
enjoying now. Post these instructions in your LJ along with your seven songs.
Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.

Songs I'm currently into:

1) Rest in Pieces - Saliva

2) I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth - Fall Out Boy

3) Grown Up Christmas List - Michael Buble

4) Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Judy Garland

5) Love Heals - The Cast of Rent

6) Crucify - Tori Amos

7) Piano Concerto No.2 In F minor, Op. 21 - Fredric Chopin

Now it's your turn: sfick, jcoolguy03, alteredmana, cheeser1, gangrenousfoot, danithesquirrel, and superkilla

If all goes well, I'll soon be the owner of a brand new job at either the Movie Tavern in Bedford or Razoos in Bedford. Here's hoping.

Update

2005-12-01T08:49:22Z

Nothing exciting to report. My job search continues. The Movie Tavern can kiss my ass. They have had a "Now accepting applications" sign up forever. You know why? Because the managers are never available to speak to people about their applications, so they never learn enough about people to actually hire them. Suckfest. Hopefully someday I'll actually get to talk to someone there. Other than that, not much. I'm kind of sad I missed the big reunion of my seniors last weekend (or whenever it was), but I always seem to miss those things. Now I guess I should go to bed so I can get up tomorrow and do stuff.

On a WoW note: I created a new character on Chromaggus. Tauren Shaman. I thought it'd be interesting to play on a server that has no high level population and won't have one (to speak of) for a while. I think it should also minimise the annoying aspects of playing on a PvP server as there won't be too many high level people running around killing my lowbie ass for shits. We shall see.

Last thought: It's world AIDS day... Light a candle or something...

greenlifechild @ 2005-11-25T02:31:00

2005-11-25T08:31:13Z

If you play WoW and haven't been already, you should really go to this website: Hunter Weapon.

Also, I saw someone with +22 Int on a Defias Rapier in Ironforge today. That's a level 11 green weapon. That makes my soul hurt.

greenlifechild @ 2005-11-17T08:03:00

2005-11-17T14:03:26Z

I've figured it out. I'm switching my major back to accounting and my school back to UNT. I hate UTA. Accounting is easier than Biology and I've discovered this semester that I don't love Biology as much as I thought. I also discovered during my summer job that I enjoy payroll/accounting. Since I'm perfectly capable of skipping class at UTA (I skipped classes when I lived on campus at UNT) the drive up to Denton isn't a big deal. I feel much better now. One last go.

I stayed up all night so I could talk about my new direction this morning with my mother. My idea met with approval so forward I go. Actually, at the moment, to bed I go.

On a totally different note: Any problems with me coming up to Denton for a visit this weekend?

greenlifechild @ 2005-11-16T23:47:00

2005-11-17T05:46:52Z

I decided to give it one last go. I've decided that I'm 21; I'm an adult by any definition. I need to take responsibility and get on with my education so I can have a life after school. I considered just working for Barnes and Noble or whatever, but between my bills and insurance and food and rent and loans, I woudn't have any money left over really. So I decided to take one last semester to put up or shut up. But I can't register until tomorrow (thursday) and all the classes I need are full. That's almost literally true. Two classes still have open sections. I hate UTA. I never had this problem at UNT. It's like they have only half as many classes as they need. Regular registration hasn't even begun yet, I'm on the tail end of early registration and already all the classes are full. Now I don't know what to do. I'm depressed.

It's that time again.

2005-11-05T09:23:39Z

It's time to re-evaluate my life. Once again I've screwed myself by not going to class. That makes 2 semesters and $9000.00 of loan money I've wasted. What I need to do at this point is decide: Do I deserve another chance. Objectively, I'm not sure I do. I'm more intelligent than average, but I'm not sure I even have a HS diploma (I've never checked with TAMS to see if my final grade in physics was good enough to get me my Diploma) and I'm not sure I'm ever going to get even a Bachelor's degree. I've screwed around for something like 3 years now not making much progress. Sure I have some more credit hours (and many more attempted, hello 170 hour rule) but I haven't made any real progress per se.

Another thing to consider is even if I deserve another chance, am I going to do anything different next semester? Honestly I don't know. I'm really about to decide that I need to take a year or so and live on my own with a real job. Maybe after that, I'll be motivated to really devote myself to school.

*Note to prospective responders: Pleas don't reply to this post with a "Why don't you just go to class, it's not that hard" type of post. It serves no purpose except to allow you to blow off some steam. This is my LJ, do that elsewhere. I'm not even sure that I really want any responses. I just needed to type this up and get it out here.

Three Things

2005-10-24T05:16:35Z

1. I can hardly wait until November 23rd. I really want to go see RENT. Who'll go with me?

2. I totally fucked my keyboard up today :( I answered the phone, and the cord caught on my glass and spilled water on my keyboard. It no longer works correctly, so tomorrow I need to get a new one. The backspace key doesn't work, the number keys (not the 10 key) do freaky things, and some of the letters (m, and d for sure) type both a number and a letter. So when I hit the d key I instead get 5d....

3. I love Wikipedia. It's so awesome and it covers everything. I used it last week to look up Marvel comic related characters and story arcs while I played X-Men Legends II and I'm using it tonight to do my final reviewing for my Zoology test tomorrow. Simply splendiforous.

I'd rather be Zoe or Simon, but mal is cool.

2005-10-17T21:38:27Z

You scored as Capt. Mal Reynolds. The Captain. You are the captain of the ship, so the crew are your responsibility. You just want to do the job, get paid and keep flying. Why is that always so hard?

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Capt. Mal Reynolds

88%

Zoe Alleyne Washburne

75%

The Operative

75%

Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

69%

Simon Tam

69%

River Tam

63%

Kaylee Frye

63%

Inara Serra

56%

Jayne Cobb

50%

Shepherd Derrial Book

38%

Which Serenity character are you?
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Because I wanted to know.

2005-09-25T17:04:30Z

1. Reply with your name and I will write something random about you.
2. I will then tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I will pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I will tell you my first memory of you.
6. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll then ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your LJ.

greenlifechild @ 2005-09-20T00:40:00

2005-09-20T05:39:43Z

I just finished watching Firefly (yes I bought it). It's so great and I figured I should get done with it before I go and see Serenity. Only 10 more days. I've seen a preview for it and it's a bit more spoilerish than I'd like, but I've heard that the movie is awesome. So, how about I come up to Denton on the 30th after lab and we go see Serenity sometime that weekend and do other stuff? Sound good?

greenlifechild @ 2005-09-15T16:09:00

2005-09-15T21:08:43Z

I'm trying to decide if I should come up to Denton this weekend or not. It's been a few weeks since I've been up there, but alteredmana has WoW commitments and gas is still pretty expensive. Thoughts?

greenlifechild @ 2005-09-11T12:15:00

2005-09-11T17:14:41Z

I am now jobless. Hooray.........

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

"They wore hoods and cloaks, no doubt to disguise their horrible appearance."

Dragons of Autumn Twilight.

I'm sure church today was such a blast. Depressing sermons on all that we've lost in 9/11/01 and Hurricane Katrina. How greatful we should all be for what we do have. I'm kind of depressed just thinking about it. Bleh.

greenlifechild @ 2005-09-03T01:46:00

2005-09-03T06:46:33Z

I just love it how gas has gone up 50 cents in 5 days. It's $3.09 near my house now. Hooray for Bush. RELEASE MORE OIL YOU FUCKWAD!!! I'm done.

greenlifechild @ 2005-09-02T00:24:00

2005-09-02T05:23:53Z

I don't ever update this damn thing anymore. Anyway, for those of you who don't know, I'm going to UTA now. I don't like it as well, but it's closer to home. The school is fine, but Arlington is not nearly as much fun as Denton. Even sans the people, Denton has better food, bars, and stores. I'm taking Genetics, Immunobiology, Organic Chemistry and Zoology. All but O-chem are good and I love Immunobio. My job ends next thursday because a bitch from hell made it go away. Other than that, not much is happening. Dungeon Seige 2 is a really fun game. I'd still be playing it, but I5 came out in City of Heroes. My car is still in Denton, though I'm not, because Jim McNatt Toyota takes FORFUCKINGEVER to fix shit. They stock like NO parts and it takes them 3 days to order a damn hose for a radiator. Maybe next post I'll use paragraphs, but now it's time for bed. Hope everyone's ok, and I wish New Orleans a good recovery.

But I don't like Conan or Ashton

2005-07-30T02:29:41Z

the Prankster

(47% dark, 21% spontaneous, 16% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT

Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but neither are you into what some would call 'low humor'. You'd laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 26% on dark

You scored higher than 1% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 11% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Ha! The only reason I'm even posting this is I'm not the number one commenter in my own journal.

2005-07-25T06:42:52Z

Total comments: 387

1	alteredmana	91
2	greenlifechild	71
3	dreamterra	36
4	sfick	31
5	danithesquirrel	29
6	yellowpythonsub	23
7	cheeser1	17
8	jcoolguy03	17
9	faerychild8	14
10	enigmakaty	12
11	elderbaboongod	9
12	indiekidsellout	9
13	gangrenousfoot	7
14	infinitefalling	4
15	stephanometra	3
16	evel8yn	3
17	superkilla	3
18	mcxvvi	2
19	pambela	2
20	rogkingonothing	1
21	musuko	1
22	95568	1
23	tobias_912	1

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